Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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