so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I love you. Go after that dick
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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