Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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