i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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