I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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