My room smells like vodka and shame
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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