I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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