dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Best friends brother. Beat that.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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