You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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