The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
only if we run a train.
done.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
