Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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