i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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