Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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