what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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