Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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