like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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