I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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