You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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