do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Ladies don't puke and tell
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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