how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
