Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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