the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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