remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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