Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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