And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Randomize
