haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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