Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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