Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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