I have demons in me.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he fucked my hip out of place.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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