That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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