my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just forgot I was standing up.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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