I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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