The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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