there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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