Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
what food is Colorado known for?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.