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I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ew you even made it your fb status

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Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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I hope

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Love having children with random chicks

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(847): I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1-847): Ew you even made it your fb status (1-847): Ppl probably think ur having a kid (847): I hope (847): Love having children with random chicks http://tfl.nu/8sqv

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi

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ok, stay where you are, be there soon

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(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi (214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon http://tfl.nu/1y99

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(301): View more from Maryland

i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.

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(301): i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man. http://tfl.nu/s3bb

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(971): View more from Oregon

I have two black x marks on my hands.

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Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

(971): View more from Oregon

damnit I wish I could remember that.

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(971): I have two black x marks on my hands. (503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here' (971): damnit I wish I could remember that. http://tfl.nu/kz4a

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(815): View more from Illinois

Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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(815): Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked http://tfl.nu/ct4t

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(419): View more from Ohio

so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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(419): so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer. http://tfl.nu/r6k4

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(410): View more from Maryland

You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"

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(410): You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock" http://tfl.nu/flxw

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(309): View more from Illinois

I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me

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(309): I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me http://tfl.nu/z5uh

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(856): View more from New Jersey

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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(856): 12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong. (856): Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits http://tfl.nu/ncaq

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader

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(208): I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader http://tfl.nu/v8oi

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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door

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(775): He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door http://tfl.nu/vv4w

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(253): View more from Washington

Pants off. Spirits lifted.

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(253): Pants off. Spirits lifted. http://tfl.nu/wzml

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.

(509): View more from Washington

you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left

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goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan

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(971): I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH. (509): you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left (971): goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan http://tfl.nu/bxrp

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(905): View more from Ontario

thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin

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(905): thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin http://tfl.nu/6tp7

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can't find our DD

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He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.

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(919): Can't find our DD (1-919): He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door. http://tfl.nu/0qwm

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