Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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