Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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