he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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