they need to just BURY HIM!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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