Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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