if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
only if we run a train.
done.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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