so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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