I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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