I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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