problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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