is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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