somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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