ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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