i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I looked at my own cervix.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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