Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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