White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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