Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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