I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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