I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dick very happy bro
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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