Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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