these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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